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The Girl in the Invisible Bikini Top

Just for you guys without Superman's X-ray vision or other prodigious attributes. 

Bedtime Tales from the Barnyard


What is she rehearsing for? 
Will that cow give her some pointers!

A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Thats when I made my mistake." "What did you do?", asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"

Bull got balls!
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A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK, old fart, time to retire.' The old rooster replies,' come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?' The young rooster says, 'Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over.' 

The old rooster says 'I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'
The young rooster laughs, 'You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start. 'The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. 

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head, 'Damn,...third gay rooster I bought this m
BUT THEN, THERE ALL THOSE LONELY SOLDIERS
FAR FROM HOME WHO JUST CAN'T RESIST
'CHOKING THEIR CHICKEN'!
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NOT TODAY BILLY BOB.  I HAVE A HEADACHE!
DAILY DOSE OF SKIN

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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Gorgeous Blonde falls Victim to Amorous advances of Big Foot aka Sasaquash

Gorgeous Blonde falls Victim to Amorous advances of Big Foot aka Sasaquash